October 13, 2014
"They’re like, ‘Sir, there’s something in your bag.’
I said, ‘Yes, I think it’s this box.’
They said, ‘What’s in the box?’
I said, ‘a large gold medal,’ as one does.
So they opened it up and they said, ‘What’s it made out of?’
I said, ‘gold.’
And they’re like, ‘Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?’
‘The King of Sweden.’
‘Why did he give this to you?’
‘Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.’"

What It’s Like to Carry Your Nobel Prize through Airport Security | Observations, Scientific American Blog Network (via rachelfershleiser)

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October 13, 2014

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October 13, 2014
womanhouse:

brownglucose:

tvsand16s:

Cornel West arrested in Ferguson (10/13/14). 


respect

womanhouse:

brownglucose:

tvsand16s:

Cornel West arrested in Ferguson (10/13/14). 

respect

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August 1, 2014
humansofnewyork:

“She gets me out of the house.”

humansofnewyork:

“She gets me out of the house.”

August 1, 2014
Drake I love u

Drake I love u

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July 24, 2014

"Look, I need you to read and sign the employee manual. Details a lot of the workplace policies. One of them is, um, proper workplace attire."

CLAUDIAAAAAAA

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July 24, 2014
humansofnewyork:

“If her sister climbs, she climbs. If her sister makes a face, she makes a face. If her sister says something, she says the exact same thing.”

humansofnewyork:

“If her sister climbs, she climbs. If her sister makes a face, she makes a face. If her sister says something, she says the exact same thing.”

July 21, 2014
ohhhmygoddess:

humansofnewyork:

“My younger sister died when I was seven. I remember my mom asking if I’d seen her, and we searched the whole house, and discovered her beneath some hurricane shutters. We think that she climbed up on them to play, and they fell down on her. My strongest memory from that day is these two young girls, holding open our front door when the paramedics arrived. I can see them clearly in my memory, but I don’t know who they are. I may have just invented them, but I like to think that they were angels.”

HELLO WORLD HERE I AM

ohhhmygoddess:

humansofnewyork:

“My younger sister died when I was seven. I remember my mom asking if I’d seen her, and we searched the whole house, and discovered her beneath some hurricane shutters. We think that she climbed up on them to play, and they fell down on her. My strongest memory from that day is these two young girls, holding open our front door when the paramedics arrived. I can see them clearly in my memory, but I don’t know who they are. I may have just invented them, but I like to think that they were angels.”

HELLO WORLD HERE I AM

June 18, 2014
humansofnewyork:

"Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?""A person."

humansofnewyork:

"Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?"
"A person."

June 5, 2014

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